Sam apparently thought he was a 12 year old girl and decided to practice kissing on his hand. He is really going after it. I mean dang, son. He is so going to be ready for spin the playtex bottle. Probably don't leave your lady babies unattended in the pack n play when Sam is around.
Ok OR he is just super aggressively rooting. And, obviously, we decided to video tape this first rather than immediately feed him. Is that not what we are supposed to do? First exploit, then meet needs? I feel like I am really nailing this parenting thing. You should probably be taking notes or at least be bookmarking my blog posts.
Incidentally, Sam called Baby CPS shortly after this claiming he's never been fed. I showed them his fat rolls and got off with a warning, but probably keep this video between us. Don't need Sam to have any extra ammunition.