
Our house has this great central staircase that is in the middle of the entire downstairs. When you walk in, it's the first thing you see. I didn't love this style so much on other houses we toured, which is why we started refering to it as the "ship's wheel" design. The staircase screams bow-of-ship. Somehow, the staircase works with this house and I absolutely love it. Which is why Chuck had to go and ruin it.

Chuck decided that calling it the "ship's wheel" wasn't enough. We actually needed to
own a ship's wheel. Apparently, they are all over eBay. Thank God. Now, he can drive the house to port, dock and more it. And I got the all-assuring, "Don't worry, Suz. It's only for when company comes over." Good, I was worried.

Chuck does stuff like this all the time. He gets an idea, Paul eggs him on, and then I end up with an 8 foot scratching post floor to ceiling. See exhibit 2.
Once he bought a lock picking kit because he wanted to know what was behind a locked door in college. He did an all night trip to Vegas (no hotel needed) just because, stayed awake for 34 hours on a street corner to see the Price is Right, and rented a multi-engine airplane to fly to the San Juans to get ice cream. And then there's the demolition derbies, the guns, and the countless scams.
I married a winner. God love him -- I wouldn't change him for the world.
ps: Anyone want a ship's wheel?