It's been a while hasn't it. Val said Blogger is going to revoke my membership.
My name is Susie.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Thanks for stopping by.
After Emy left, I got a tongue-lashing from Chuck (apparently, it wasn't my day to feel the love). "Check your camera, Missy. I have NOT been normal lately. You just keep forgetting to post it."
I checked. I died. I'd forgotten. About Chuck's ridiculousness. About you. About the life we share together on this interweb.
On my camera, I found:
Toilet Chuck. Declaring it to be toilet fixing day. I caught him "mid-declaration".
Laundry Chuck. Yes, that's a loin-cloth made out of a pair of his underwear (which I'm hoping was thrown away, but at the time of press, frighteningly not sure). That's a spatula. It's his scepter. He's very into scepters these days. "Laundry Chuck Fold Laundry." Well ok.
Worker Chuck.
In our house, Chuck acts. Chuck waits. It's always a wonder: How did he think of this? Why did he think of this? How long has he been posed like this waiting for me to see?
I love my husband.
No tradesies.
I'm keeping.
I know you're jealous.
ps: Sorry about November.
4 comments:
Welcome back!! Did you show him the door knocker?? I think it would be a perfect addition to your home, Chuck would think so too.
I think you should put together a Chuck pin-up calendar. October could be the Where's Chuck/Waldo? photo and the Worker/belly shirt photo could be another month.
Of course Shar is already brainstorming a calendar...in less than week she will have single handedly created a complete line of Chuck merchandise.
PS - We still need to ride our banana seat bikes around Klahampton. PPS - Both our "neighboorhoods" have such ghetto names...HeatherWOOOOOD - TANGLEWOOOOOD! Banana seat biker gang? YES!
I could put together a bicycle pin-up calendar of you ladies on your banana seats in different locations around Klahanie...in front of the Heatherwood and Tanglewood signs, at the pool, in front of Challenger, etc.
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