Happy Fe Day

About 5 years ago, I got a frantic call from my sister-in-law, Nan. "Go to Hallmark. Find the Mother's Day card with the red head skipping rope. Trust me."

That was 5 years ago, and I have not bought my mother a single card since. Not a birthday card. Not a Mother's Day card. Not even a get well card when she had surgery. Why?? Because nothing will ever compare to this gem. I can never do better. I will never do better. I know my limits.

In case you can't read it...
"One jump, two jump, three jump, four. Susie is a skank and her mother is a..."

Happy Mother's Day to the only person who wasn't offended by the printing of this card!
I love you Fe.

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